Rosie & Jim are Emus, Emus are very, very strong birds. Six men cannot control a fighting emu and their feet are lethal if they make kicking contact – they have the ability to disembowel a person. Transporting them then is not easy and in order to accomplish their relocation

Hilda is a bronze turkey of indeterminate age. Four years ago Hilda was given to a lady as a Christmas present, “here’s your dinner”!! The lady in question could no more kill and eat Hilda than fly (no pun intended) and because she had no other poultry she asked if